An Explanation

I feel like I should explain the atrocities about to be committed in this here web log.  The idea for these poorly Photoshopped book covers is that during the Soviet era, Dr. Seuss's books (and related books by other authors) were altered by the Communist Party in order to promote communist ideals.


A simpler explanation: Yakov Smirnoff changes the titles of Dr. Seuss books into terrible jokes about the Soviet Union.  You mean I can make a pointless blog that is only funny to myself?  What a country!



You're welcome.

And to Think That I Saw It in Siberia

Travel to the oasis of Siberia in this picture book from Dr. Seuss.  Dmitri and his family are sent on a winter excursion to fabulous Siberia by Stalin.  Dmitri sees the sight.  He smells the smell.  When he runs out of things to do, Dmitri walks out into the cold to die!  A light romp for the ages.

How the Capitalists Stole Everything!

Those dirty capitalists want to steal everything from you.  Led by President Grinch, they will stop at nothing to destroy the communist experiment.  Read this book to discover the ways that the evil forces of the dollar will use to corrupt you and your family.

Hat of Cat

Is your child overly attached to his pet cat?  Well, winter is coming on, and you will soon need to turn that cat into a hat if Anton is to survive.  Hat of Cat teaches children about the valiant sacrifices that our pets make for the greater good of your family unit.

KGB Hears You!

KGB Hears You! tells the story of a pachyderm secret agent attempts to find anti-communists hiding in his country.  A loving introduction to the horrors of secret police, children will want to grow up to be in the KGB after reading this book.  Watch out!  They might turn you in to get their career started!

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Chernobyl

In the first children's book to explore mutation in wildlife caused by nuclear accidents, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Chernobyl, provides a reference for those difficult-to-answer questions your child has about the coming nuclear holocaust.  Just tell little Sergei that the bird he likes to hold won't save him from the capitalist pigs and their atomic arsenal.  Neither will his old hat or tooth of gold.  And if his shoe is off and his foot is cold, it is because the capitalists stole his shoe off of his foot with their greed!

Are You My Comrade?

This charming story follows the adventures of a bird who makes sure everyone he meets is truly a friend of communism.  As much a guide for adults as for children, Are You My Comrade? is a story you and your family will cherish for years to come.